By: Balthazar McSnook, Neighbourhood Watch Weekly Editor
It's Tuesday, and you know what that means: another chance to ponder the existential implications of our most mundane tasks.
Today, we're talking about electric lawn mowers. Those seemingly innocuous contraptions that quietly terrorize our lives with their incessant humming, their battery-draining, their lawn-unevenly-cutting ways.
We spoke with local expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, who's been studying the phenomenon for years.
Dr. Bottomsworth: The Lawn Terrorist Expert
And don't even get us started on those new-fangled robotic mowers. It's like they're trying to take over the world, one blade at a time.
Robotic Lawnmowers: The Ultimate Threat
Stay vigilant, neighbours!
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