Join us on Wednesday for our weekly meeting, where we discuss the pressing concerns of our time. Today's topic: the scourge of Thermos bottles.
Learn about the Thermos Theory, a groundbreaking study that proves Thermos bottles are slowly draining the life force from our collective souls. Do you or someone you know exhibit symptoms of Thermos-related trauma? Share your stories in our support group! Discover our patented 12-step program to overcome the curse of Thermos bottles and reclaim your sanity!Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the benefits of using actual human-sized thermoses. They're like, totally not a thing, but we'll get into that next week.