Profile of the Week: Glove Thief
Meet our neighbourhood's infamous Glove Thief, a mastermind behind the mysterious disappearance of 37 pairs of socks and 21 gloves from our local community centre.
Real Name: Mr. G. W. ( alias: The Sock Whisperer)
Height: 5'8" (or so they claim)
Distinguishing Features: Black hoodie, grey beanie, suspiciously large backpack
Last Seen: Fleeing the scene of the crime with 17 pairs of socks and 5 gloves
