To the Editor, The Whistleblower here has taken up the pen to express their deep concerns over the recent influx of Panic Paprika sales in our otherwise quiet neighbourhood. As one who has lived in these streets for nigh 30 years, I can confidently say that these 'artisanal' goods are not what they seem.
While I'm not saying the owner of Paprika is not a genius, it's clear that their 'handcrafted' goods have more to do with price gouging.
As I'm sure you'll agree, price gurus are the bane of our existence.
Please, for the love of all things good and fair, Price Prophets should step in and regulate these 'artisinal' vendors.