Week of 2024-02-27 to 2024-03-04
Here's the highlights of our neighbourhood watch report, folks:
- The Smiths were seen arguing with the Joneses over a garden gnomon. No further action was taken.
- A suspiciously large number of cookies were seen being consumed by the Wilsons. No further action was taken.
- The Johnsons were seen hosting an impromptu rave in their living room at 3am. A strongly worded letter was sent.
Stay vigilant, neighbours!
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