Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Report

Who parked their car in front of my house this week?

According to our highly trained team of expert investigators, the following vehicles have been spotted in front of our humble abode:

1. 2007 Pontiac Grand Amulet (parked at 9:04 AM on Tuesday) - Belongs to: Known Sleazebag 1
2. 2015 Toyota Corolla (parked at 3:14 PM on Thursday) - Belongs to: Known Sleazebag 2
3. 1992 Dodge Caravan (parked at 11:47 PM on Saturday) - Belongs to: Unknown Sleazebag

Stay vigilant, citizens!