Here, you'll find an eclectic collection of ontological arguments for the sake of absurdity and the pursuit of the unknowable. Browse at your own peril.
Ontological Arguments are a Joke
Berman's Ontology is a Metaphor (Maybe)
Why should we care about ontological arguments? Because, apparently, the meaning of 'is' is not just a simple word, but a gateway to the very fabric of reality.
"Ontology is like the weather. It's not just something we talk about, it's the actual reason why we're stuck on this planet." - Berman