Black Hole Blt

Gravity's a real bummer, folks. It's like, you're just minding your own business, enjoying the asteroid salad of the month, and BAM! You're stuck in a black hole. Talk about a salad bar from hell.

What happens next?

We're not entirely sure, but it's a wild ride. You might get stretched like a cosmic spaghetti, or maybe just get sucked into a vortex of despair. Either way, it's a real brain-twister.

But don't worry, we've got some expert advice on how to survive the black hole experience:

• Hold on to your hat – or whatever you're wearing – for dear life.
• Don't try to make eye contact with the singularity. It's just going to make you go cross-eyed.
• Enjoy the free gravitational buffet. Who needs ambiance when you can have a good ol' fashioned gravity-induced stomachache?

Want to learn more about our black hole survival tips? Check out these links:

• Survival Guidelines
• Paradoxical Pondering

And if all else fails...

We'll be here, serving up the same old salad bar in the afterlife. Don't worry, we'll have plenty of dark matter to go around.

Stay cosmic, stay safe, and stay away from black holes, folks!