Welcome to the Ugliest Marathon in the Multiverse, where the only rule is that there are no rules.
Our registrars are a motley crew of eccentric time-keeping enthusiasts who will guide you through the grueling 42 miles of pure, unadulterated ugliness.
Will you make it to the finish line, or will you succumb to the crushing despair of our intentionally-designed-to-be-ugly course?
Don't forget to wear your best ugly running shoes! Shoe Rental is available for an additional fee.
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