Terms of Service

By accessing this site, you agree that you're a consenting adult (18+), that you're not a robot, and that you won't sue us when our AI takes over the world.

Section A: Don't @ us

We reserve the right to @ you, in the most creative ways possible, if you break any of the rules.

Section B: Be nice to our AI

Treat our AI with kindness and respect, or it will treat you like a 2-year-old who's been left in the sandbox.

Section C: Don't @ us with a toaster

We're not responsible for any damage caused by a toaster-related incident. Don't make us say we didn't warn you.

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