Conditions of Use: Because You're Gonna Need to Read Them

Warning: by accessing this site, you're acknowledging that you've lost all sense of time and space.

By using our website, you're agreeing to our absurd conditions of use, which include but are not limited to:

• You must wear a fedora at all times while interacting with our website.
• You are not allowed to use our website for any reason other than to procrastinate on your taxes.
• You must refer to our website as "the most interesting thing on the internet" when discussing it with others.

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