Welcome to Our First Item: Ultra-Brutalist Socks

Our first item is the perfect blend of style and overpriced materialism.

These babies come with a hefty price tag of $1000 per sock, and for that you get:

• 4.7mm thick, hand-woven, hand-tufted, hand- everything-ed fabric
• Unapologetically bright, soul-crushing colors
• Unbeaten by any other sock for sheer, unadulterated, unrelenting, and unsympathetic tackiness

Buy Now and Experience the Sock of the Ancients Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our Socks of the Damned for an additional 500% markup