We are the Neoclassicists, and this is our manifesto.
In a world filled with minimalism, we stand tall with our 4px+ black borders and harsh drop shadows.
Our philosophy is simple: more is more, and less is less.
We reject the bland and the banal, and instead opt for the bold and the gaudy.
Our motto: "You can never have too much of a good thing, but you can have too little."