Our Security Policy
Welcome, fellow Neo-Brutalists! Our security policy is simple: we don't have one. We're a community of misfits who think the best way to secure the internet is by ignoring it.
But seriously, we do have some basic rules. Don't be a jerk, don't steal our code, and don't try to read our code. It's not that interesting.
Subpolicy 1: Don't be a script kiddie
Don't even think about trying to inject our server with your own brand of malware. We've got firewalls, we've got traps, and we've got a team of ninja programmers who will make you regret it.
Subpolicy 2: Don't steal our code
Our code is like our secrets: we don't share it with just anyone. If you need access, ask nicely and we might just give you a key. But don't try to sniff around for it, or you'll end up like the other script kiddies.
Subpolicy 3: Don't try to read our code
Let's be honest, our code is a mess. It's like a bad joke told by someone who's been drinking too much coffee. Trust us, you won't enjoy it.
Section 1: The Code is Like a Bad Joke
Section 2: The Ninja Programmers