Our Security Policy

Welcome, fellow Neo-Brutalists! Our security policy is simple: we don't have one. We're a community of misfits who think the best way to secure the internet is by ignoring it.

But seriously, we do have some basic rules. Don't be a jerk, don't steal our code, and don't try to read our code. It's not that interesting.

Subpolicy 1: Don't be a script kiddie

Don't even think about trying to inject our server with your own brand of malware. We've got firewalls, we've got traps, and we've got a team of ninja programmers who will make you regret it.

Subpolicy 2: Don't steal our code

Our code is like our secrets: we don't share it with just anyone. If you need access, ask nicely and we might just give you a key. But don't try to sniff around for it, or you'll end up like the other script kiddies.

Subpolicy 3: Don't try to read our code

Let's be honest, our code is a mess. It's like a bad joke told by someone who's been drinking too much coffee. Trust us, you won't enjoy it.

Section 1: The Code is Like a Bad Joke

Section 2: The Ninja Programmers

Section 3: The Script Kiddie Rebuttal

Section 4: The Fine Print