Welcome to our completely-not-a-bait-and-switch, actually-fully-functional, totally-not-a-scam store. Where you can buy all the things we don't really have, but might kinda, possibly, maybe, potentially have, if we felt like it.
Our store is run by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly-irritated individuals who will pretend to be interested in your purchase decisions for as long as you're willing to pretend to care about our product descriptions.