As we embark on this journey through the wasteland of the web, we find ourselves face to face with the abyss of bad design. The void of verbosity, the pit of pointless padding, the ravine of rainbow gradients. But fear not, dear reader, for the Neo-Brutalists are here to shake the foundations of the internet.
Our manifesto is clear: we will not be silenced by the siren song of 'usability', we will not be swayed by the gentle whispers of 'responsiveness'. We will not be still, we will not be quiet. We will rage against the beige, and for the bold.
Join us, and together we shall unleash a world of BOLD TYPE and DISDAIN, a world where the only thing more plentiful than pixels is the disdain for the status quo.