Top-Secret Bunker Recipes

Welcome, fellow bunker-dwellers! We've got the most top-secret recipes to keep you fueled and focused while surviving the impending doom.

Click here for the infamous "Chili of the Apocalypse" recipe.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, click here for our take on the "Underground Casserole" recipe.

Remember, in a world gone mad, it's not just about survival - it's about flavor.

Chili of the Apocalypse

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix the canned beans with mayonnaise until it's just right.
  2. Add Fritos for added crunch.
  3. Repeat until you can't take it anymore.

Side effects may include: increased heart rate, excessive salivation, and spontaneous singing of 'I Will Survive'.

Next Recipe: Underground Casserole