Our Schedule
Today:
- 11:00 AM - Coffee Consumption and Existential Crisis
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Ramen Noodles and Despair
- 2:00 PM - Collapse of Society and Civilization as a Whole
- 5:00 PM - Free Time: Spend it wisely, or not, we don't judge.
This Week:
- Monday: Global Catastrophe and Apocalypse
- Tuesday: More of the same, with a side of existential dread
- Wednesday: The usual, with a hint of hope, but let's be real...
- Thursday: The End Times
- Friday: Party Time: Because who needs a social contract, anyway?
Next Week:
- Monday: The Beginning of the End
- Tuesday: A New Era of Despair and Despondency
- Wednesday: The Aftermath: Cleaning up the mess we made
- Thursday: The New Order: Because who needs democracy, anyway?
- Friday: The End of All Things
Don't forget to check back next week to see how the apocalypse is going!
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