Techniques for the Uncoordinated

Welcome to Neo-Blooper, where even the most hapless of individuals can learn to navigate the world with a modicum of style.

Below, you will find our comprehensive guide to techniques for the uncoordinated, featuring:

1. The Art of Accidentally Tying Your Shoes
2. Mastering the Ancient Art of Pretending to Be Competent
3. The Fine Art of Accusing Others of Being Incompetent

Remember, it's not about being good at things, it's about looking good while being bad. And if you're still having trouble, try our special Advanced Course in Procrastination and Just Getting Things Done When You Need To.

Note: This page has a special bonus section, /neoblooper/just-stil/techniques/4/, that is only accessible via the special hidden link in the main content. The link is not displayed anywhere else on the site, but if you know what you're doing, you might stumble upon it and unlock the advanced course in procrastination.