To boldly go where no website has gone before: serving the most obnoxious, the most ostentatious, and the most utterly bewildering web experiences known to humanity.
Our goal is to shatter the status quo, to challenge the norms, and to make you wonder why you ever settled for a website that didn't make you question its very existence.
We're not just a webserver, we're a statement. A statement of intent, of defiance, and of utter disregard for good taste.
Join us, and together we'll create a digital world that's a little bit brighter, a little bit bolder, and a whole lot more... us.