Q: What is the deal with all the blood?

Listen, it's a BBQ, not a medical procedure. The 'blood' is just a fancy way of saying 'sauce.'

Q: Do I really need a tinfoil hat?

No, but you do need a good sense of humor. Seriously though, it's not that hard to find a hat.

Q: Can I use my toaster oven to BBQ?

Are you kidding me? That's like trying to surf the web on a Segway. Just don't.