Because you're curious, but probably shouldn't be.
Here are a few questions people have asked us, and our response to them.
A: No, it won't. At least, not this week.
A: Yes, you can. But only if you're willing to deal with the existential dread that comes with it.
Does it matter if I wear no pantyhose?
A: Because it was a chicken, and that's what chickens do.