Causes of Lost Echo

Theories abound, but facts are scarce in this enigmatic realm.

Where the fabric of space-time becomes entangled with the echoes of last Tuesday's microwave dinner.

When the universe's energy grid becomes overwhelmed by an infinite loop of cat videos.

Resonating at a frequency so low, it's only audible to the ghosts of our ancestors.

Other Theories:

And then there are the theories nobody wants to talk about.

By beings from planet Zorgon, known only as 'The Echo Engineers'.