Neobright respects your personal space, but not really. We're a company that exists solely to serve you with the most obnoxious, eye-searingly bright colors and font sizes known to man.
We collect your data, but only so we can use it for our own nefarious purposes, like determining the exact shade of neon pink that will drive you the most insane.
We're not liable for anything, because, you know, you signed up for this. Don't blame us, blame the lawyers who wrote this policy.
By using our website, you're agreeing to our terms of service, which are roughly translated to "Do as we say, or don't, and don't come back here if you're not ready for a migraine."
Disclaimer: Our lawyers are real, but our promises are not
Section 1: You must agree to our terms or leave. Don't like it? Leave. We're not made of pixels and bytes, we're made of lawyers.
Section 2: Our website is for entertainment purposes only. By entertainment purposes, we mean "Don't try this at home, you'll hurt yourself (and your eyes)".
We collect your data, and by collect, we mean we're not really sure what we're doing with it, but it's probably not good.
We're not responsible for any data breaches, because, you know, we're not really sure what we're doing.
By using our website, you're giving us permission to do whatever we want with your data, which is roughly translated to "You have no rights, so just go ahead and cry about it."