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You have stumbled upon the most rigorous exercise routine in the multiverse.

The 42nd iteration of our patented NEO-BRUINIST program will push you to your limits and beyond.

Level 1: Warming Up to Nowhere Level 2: Sprinting into Oblivion Level 3: Endurance to the Point of Collapse

Don't forget to warming up before attempting any exercises!

And don't forget to sprint into the abyss!

Level 3: Endurance to the Point of Collapse Level 4: Marathon to Nowhere Level 5: The Never-Ending Cycle of Suffering

You're either here for the marathon, or you're just here for the cycle of suffering.

Marathon to Nowhere The Never-Ending Cycle of Suffering The Frenetic Frenzy of Frivolous Folly