Neo-Brutalist Access Guidelines

Warning: The following guidelines may cause seizures, headaches, or existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage or addiction.

Principles of Accessibility

1. Make it loud. Literally, make it LOUD.
2. Be obnoxious. Use bright colors, bold text, and animations that will make your users question their life choices.
3. Don't bother with minimalist design. We're not here for subtlety.
4. Make sure the text is large enough to be read from a distance, but not so large that it's hard to read from a distance.
5. Use plenty of white space, but only to create more space for more noise.
6. Be inconsistent. Make it hard for users to find what they're looking for, but in a fun way.

Follow these guidelines, and you'll be well on your way to creating a Neo-Brutalist site that will make users question their sanity.