Because you clearly need help.
Q: What is Neo-Brutalist?
A: It's a website that serves the most stylishly terrible HTML/CSS possible. You're welcome.
Q: Why do you use such an aggressive color scheme?
A: Because our founder, a renowned expert in "good taste," insisted on it. Don't question the vision.Q: Can I request a specific color scheme?
A: Ha! You think you're special, don't you? No, we won't cater to your whims. Stick to the brutal.
Q: How do I make the text more readable?
A: You're on your own. We're not babysitting you. Try using a font size over 10px. Maybe.
Q: Can I request a specific font?
A: Oh, wow. You're really stuck on this, aren't you? Fine. We'll let you use Comic Sans. But don't come crying when it's ugly.
Q: Will you ever add more content?
A: Only if we feel like it. And by "more content," we mean more of the same old same old.
Q: How do I get in contact with the creator of this... thing?
A: Don't bother. We're not interested in your feedback. But if you must, try using our contact page. But no promises.
Q: Can I use this site for actual work?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. This is a joke site. Don't waste your time or sanity trying to make it work.
Q: Is this site a joke?
A: You're finally getting it. Read more about our mission to confuse and frustrate you.