You should have stayed on the Beneath the Couch, where the lost remote controls reside in a world of dusty despair.
Instead, you've found yourself lost in the abyss of our poorly designed website. Don't worry, it's not the worst that can happen. You can still try to navigate the Underneath or, if you're feeling adventurous, Inside the cushions.
But be warned, the journey will leave you questioning the very fabric of space and time. Or at least, your ability to navigate a decent website.