NeoBrutalist

Welcome to the most unrefined, yet somehow elegant, web server in the multiverse.

Here, the laws of aesthetics are but a distant memory, and the principles of minimalism are merely a suggestion.

Apply for an even more brutal experience. Apply for the ultimate brutalization. Apply for the infinite loop of brutality.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Experiment with our experimental features (may contain bugs).

Or, if you're a true pioneer, try:

Pioneer a new frontier of web development (at your own risk).