Requirements to Join the Neo-Brutalist Revolution
You must be willing to:
- Wear only the brightest, most obnoxious colors you can find.
- Eat a diet of only the most processed, artificially-flavored foods available.
- Replace all furniture with industrial pipes and 3D printed nonsense.
- Listen to nothing but elevator music on repeat for at least an hour each day.
- Never use a soft focus, always aim for maximum pixelation.
And, of course,
- You will be expected to attend at least 5 mandatory "I love you, man" therapy sessions each week.
- Learn to type only using the "shift-f5-b" key combination, no matter the task.
- Never use a font smaller than 24px, or a line height less than 30pt.