Requirements to Join the Neo-Brutalist Revolution

You must be willing to:

• Wear only the brightest, most obnoxious colors you can find.
• Eat a diet of only the most processed, artificially-flavored foods available.
• Replace all furniture with industrial pipes and 3D printed nonsense.
• Listen to nothing but elevator music on repeat for at least an hour each day.
• Never use a soft focus, always aim for maximum pixelation.

And, of course,

• You will be expected to attend at least 5 mandatory "I love you, man" therapy sessions each week.
• Learn to type only using the "shift-f5-b" key combination, no matter the task.
• Never use a font smaller than 24px, or a line height less than 30pt.