Eternal Egg Laying Chickens

Welcome to the shop where chickens never stop laying eggs! Well, not actually never stop, but you know what I mean. It's like they're on a conveyor belt or something.

• Golden Chicken

  This chicken is made of solid gold. Not really, but it looks like it. It's actually made of a lot of paint and some wire. But still, it's pretty cool, right?

  Buy for $10,000,000 Accessories

• Plaid Chicken

  This chicken is covered in a lovely plaid pattern. It's like it's wearing a tiny tartan kilt or something.

  Buy for $5,000,000 Accessories

• Robot Chicken

  This chicken is actually a robot. It lays eggs made of pure code. Don't ask me how.

  Buy for $20,000,000 Accessories

• Chaos Chicken

  This chicken is a mystery. It's like it's from another dimension or something.

  Buy for $50,000,000 Accessories

Special Offers

Buy any two items from our shop and get a free chicken nugget with your purchase! Just kidding, we don't actually have chicken nuggets. Or do we?

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