INFINITE LOOP WATER SLIDE CHALLENGE: A Neo-Brutalist Design Spec

Objective: Create a water slide that defies the laws of physics and good taste. Requirements:

Technical Specifications:

• Length: Must be at least 10 meters long, but no more than 1000 meters (we're not trying to be cruel).
• Height: Must have a vertical drop of at least 50 meters to maximize the "whoa, I'm falling through the air" effect.
• Material: Must be constructed from a durable, waterproof, and non-slip material (think industrial-strength PVC, but not too industrial).
• Speed: Must reach terminal velocity within 5 seconds or less, but no faster than 100 km/h, or the whole thing becomes too boring.
• Features:
• Must include a minimum of 3 "whoa, I've reached terminal velocity" moments.
• Must have at least 2 "I'm going to die" moments.
• Must have 1 "I've survived, but my dignity is bruised" moment.

Appendix: Important details about water pressure and human psychology.

Artist's Statement: Why we're doing this, and why we're not sorry.