Expert 2

Our Top-Notch Beard Connoisseur

With a beard as majestic as the sun, Expert 2 has been crowned the winner of the July Beard Challenge! Their beard's thickness and length has been deemed "truly exceptional" by the Neobrutalist Council of Experts. When not busy judging beards, Expert 2 enjoys sipping on craft beer and listening to the soothing sounds of elevator music.

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