Here, the wisest of the Neo-Brutalist Prophets share their most profound and hilarious visions for the future.
Visions of Utopia, where all the buildings are shaped like giant hamsters and the air is sweet with the scent of freedom!
Visions of the Apocalypse, where the only thing that's left is a giant, burning pile of pixelated rubble.
Visions of the Future of Webdev, where everything is built with an unholy mess of nested tables and Comic Sans.
Or, if you will, the most likely outcomes.
Visions of the Apocalypse will probably just be Tuesday.
Visions of Utopia are, at best, a distant memory.
Visions of the Future of Webdev are a never-ending nightmare.