The Neo-Blob: A Masterpiece of Brutalist Architecture

Commissioned by the Council of Extraordinary Architects, The Neo-Blob is a behemoth of a building that defies the laws of physics and good taste.

Phase 1: Planning and Design (Estimated Completion: 500 years)

The Neo-Blob's planning phase was a marathon of meetings, debates, and existential crises. The Council of Extraordinary Architects debated the merits of 17 different design concepts, each one more baffling than the last.

Continue to Phase 2: Construction and Chaos