We're glad you're here, but honestly, you're not going to like it here.
Our theme park is a never-ending nightmare of disappointment and despair.
Visit our Rides of Despair and experience the thrill of waiting in line for hours only to be told you're too short to ride.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Food Court of Broken Dreams, where our chefs will serve you a side of regret with every meal.