Deep within the heart of the Socky Mountains, where the sun never rises, our ancestors discovered the ancient art of cooking with socks. It's said that the first Sock Chef, Grimgoldy the Unyielding, created the first Socky Grease recipe by accident, using a mangled sock, a dash of moonlight, and a pinch of desperation.
Today, we honor Grimgoldy's legacy with our most prized recipes:
Warning: Socky Grease is not just for the faint of heart. It's a recipe that requires courage, determination, and a willingness to risk your socks.