In the depths of the Neo-Brutalist underworld, there existed a mystical artifact known as the Grease of the Ancients. This revered relic was said to hold the secrets of the most efficient ways to lubricate a rusty chain.
According to legend, the Grease of the Ancients was forged in the heart of a forgotten factory, where the wisest of the land would gather to share their knowledge of the perfect blend.
Its discovery was a turning point in the history of our great civilization. With the Grease of the Ancients, even the most creaky of gears could run smoothly, and the most stubborn of locks could be pried open with ease.
But, as with all great power, the Grease of the Ancients was not without its risks. Those who wielded it too much were said to have been consumed by its very essence, becoming one with the lubricant, and losing all sense of self.
Still, the allure of the Grease of the Ancients remains strong, drawing in the brave and the foolhardy. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets, or will you succumb to its slippery grasp?
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