Beneath The Mire: Department of Red Tape

A place where dreams go to get tangled in bureaucracy.

Welcome, traveler, to the depths of the Mire. Here, the waters are thick with form 27B/6 and the fish are as slick as our excuses for not helping you.

As you journey deeper, be sure to fill out form 47-Delta-5 in triplicate and don't even think about skipping the 3-hour waiting room in the east wing.

Submissions: Submit Form 27B/6

Lost and Found: Lost and Found 47-Delta-5

Waiting Room: Waiting Room (3 hours, 2 minutes, 1 second)

Management: Management (We're on it, but not right now)

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