Beneath the Mire | Unripe Fruits of the Ancients

Welcome to the Unripe Fruits of the Ancients, where the ancient art of cultivating yesterday's leftovers is an esteemed tradition. We've got the perfect blend of fermented dreams and wilted aspirations.

Here, you can find the following delicacies:

Don't worry about the weird noises, that's just the sound of the Unripe Fruits' experimental composting program in action.

Our Story

In the depths of the Mire, we found a hidden glimmer of a civilization that had been left behind. We dug deep, and what we found was a garden of unripe fruits, a testament to the ingenuity and desperation of our forebears.

We've taken this legacy and made it our own, cultivating the unripe into a delicacy that's both a reminder and a warning. A reminder of the transience of life and the importance of not taking ourselves too seriously.

So come, join us in this strange and wondrous place, where the line between life and death is blurred, and the only rule is: eat first, ask questions later.

Or, if you will, read about our founder's questionable life choices.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, visit our secret underground lab where the real magic happens.