Snack Sorcery Snack Curse
Warning: this snack has been cursed by a powerful and vengeful sorcerer. Prolonged consumption may result in permanent damage to your taste buds, a lifetime supply of stomach acid, and a deep sense of existential dread.
Features:
- Unidentifiable pink slushy bits
- Unsettling aroma of mildew and desperation
- Mysterious crunching noises
Side effects:
- Temporary blindness to reason and sanity
- Permanent numbness to taste and pleasure
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)
Try it if you dare.