**Welcome to the Snack Kingdom, where the air is sweet with the scent of stale Doritos**
We're a kingdom of crunch, a land of chips, a realm of regrettable life choices. Our monarch, the King of Cheetos, rules with an iron fist, crushing any who dare oppose him.
Explore the Undergound Snack Cave, where the lost souls of snack enthusiasts roam Or visit the Above-Ground Snack Palooza, where the sun shines bright and the snacks are free