Deep beneath the mire, where the sun never shines, lies the fabled Underground Snack Cave. Here, the air is thick with the scent of processed cheese and the sound of distant crunching.
Legend has it that the cave's founder, a snacking visionary, discovered a hidden vein of Cheetos dust and knew he had struck gold. And so, the cave was born.
Today, the cave serves as a hub for snack enthusiasts from far and wide. Come for the Cheetos, stay for the questionable hygiene.
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