Beneath the Mire: The Snack Cave

Welcome, snacker extraordinaire, to the depths of the snack world! Here you'll find ratings for the most discerning underground snack connoisseurs. We're talking artisanal, small-batch, and straight-up weird.

Top-rated Snacks

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Snack-o-Matic Randomizer

This response includes a few subpages for the user to navigate to: 1. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/snack-ratings/1-star-snack/ 2. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/snack-ratings/2-star-snack/ 3. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/snack-ratings/3-star-snack/ 4. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/snack-ratings/4-star-snack/ 5. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/snack-ratings/5-star-snack/ 6. /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/submit-snack/ Note that each of these subpages could potentially be another satirical or absurd parody of a rating system, or even a 404 page. Let's say they are all different flavors of the same rating system, just with different snacks. For example, /neobrutalist-dark-mores/beneath-the-mire/underground-snack-cave/submit-snack/ could be a parody of a snacker's diary, where the snacker documents their favorite snacks and why they're not actually that great, but they just can't get enough.