We're not all-seeing, all-knowing overlords for no reason. We have a beach day.
Our agents have been secretly buying up all the best sunscreen and sunglasses on the market. We're not just powerful, we're also sunburn-prone.
We're using our collective influence to make sure the beach umbrellas are always fully stocked and the piña coladas are always flowing.
We're providing our Illuminati members with the latest and greatest in beach reads: the latest issue of "Beachcomber's Weekly" and "The Art of the Perfect Tan."
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