The Sock Puppet of Power

Welcome to the Dark Mores' Sock Puppet of Power, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred beyond recognition.

Our legendary sock puppets have been trained in the dark arts of manipulation, deception, and utter chaos. They can convince you to do their bidding, all while making you feel like you're in control.

We offer a range of services, including but not limited to:

• Convincing your boss that the office coffee machine is possessed by a malevolent spirit, and thus deserves a 4am maintenance schedule.
• Tricking your significant other into thinking you're still single, all while secretly planning a romantic getaway to a deserted island.
• Brainwashing your friends into thinking pineapple is the best topping for pizza.