WELCOME TO THE SOCK PUPPET OF POWER

A place where the art of controlling the strings of power is mastered by the initiated.

Here, you will learn the ancient art of manipulating the threads of fate, bending reality to your will, and ruling the world with an iron fist... or at least, a well-placed sock.

But be warned, the power of the sock puppet is a double-edged sword. Use it wisely, or you will be the one being controlled.