Legend of the Sock Puppet of Power

By the power of dark, ancient tomes and mystical fibers, I weave the very fabric of reality itself.

• Super Socks: The Ultimate Power-Ups
• Sock Weaving the Ancients
• Sock Puppet of the Dooms

Warning: excessive use of dark mores may cause: Reality Distortion, Sanity Loss, and Sock-related Injury