In a world where the fabric of reality is held together by a single thread of burnt offerings, the legend of the burnt curtain has become a sacred text. It's said that on the eve of every solstice, the curtain of the gods would burn, releasing a cascade of golden light into the void. But what happens when the curtain burns too soon?
Legend 7: The Threadbare Truth
They say the gods themselves were forced to weave the curtain from the very fabric of time. But what if the fabric was actually made from the threads of countless lost socks? The implications are as mind-boggling as they are hilarious.