Deep within the heart of the Neo-Brutalist Mountains, lies a secret repository of ancient knowledge hidden away from prying eyes. The Lost Scrolls of the Ancients hold the secrets of the universe within their yellowed parchment pages.
A mysterious scroll said to hold the secret to infinite, never-ending, and always-delicious pizza. Rumored to be hidden within a hidden chamber deep beneath the mountains.
Read MoreA scroll said to hold the secret to dance moves so mesmerizing, they'll put the viewer to sleep with joy. Last seen being hidden by a secret society of disco enthusiasts.
Read MoreWarning: Trespassing into the Lost Scrolls of the Ancients may result in spontaneous combustion, spontaneous creativity, or spontaneous outbursts of laughter. Proceed with caution.